Fixing Toilet Paper Plies that Don't Align

Do you experience toilet paper where the tear lines don't line up? Well, this post is for you.

As you can see here, the posterior and anterior plies do not align

Further evidence of this malalignment is shown here

Fortunately the fix is easy, hold on to exterior ply

Begin to unwrap it from the roll

Follow through, and complete the de-wrapping process, leaving the roll that requires one obvious last step until completion of the toilet paper alignment procedure

Remove the excess plies and put them to some sort of good use